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lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

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I NEED TO KNOW

WHY ARE BOYS SO ALSKAJJAJSKSLALJAHANZKIXLWLQNZMXLWMQJZJOEPANXKCJDOOWPQGOFUZIHYSFYEODQYSPGBCLVOKKGPFUDOHKSHHGZ

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queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

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WHEN I SNEAK IN THE BACK FOR FOOD AND A SERVER TELLS ME SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR

iamahostess:

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